Me: Stranger Danger? Since I have horns on my head and hairy ankles does that make me a furry??
Stranger Danger: No.
Me: Oh, good! I’m so glad I have you to ask all my important questions!
Me: Have you ever noticed in Yaoi manga how the hands are drawn really weird?
Stranger Danger: I actively avoid Yaoi manga.
Me: I can fix that! I’ll show you the good ones.
Stranger Danger: No. *picks up manga*
Me: That is rated “Teen” are you old enough?
Stranger Danger: No, I’m 30.