Me: So I googled cousin rivalry, since you think I have it with Lynn. There wasn’t anything in the definition that mentioned wanting to sacrifice cousins in order to bring back dead dogs. Therefore I highly doubt I have it. Research happened when I was waiting for my medication to be done. I was getting pissed off since I can’t sacrifice her to bring Bailey back.
Birth Giver: You’re ridiculous.
Me: I was angrily pouting inside.
Birth Giver: Absolutely ridiculous.
(The medication is for my allergy to cold weather)